Burny Swanker Spider PLC-70, pale pink, made 2010. These Swanky Spider models are rad, my understanding is that they popped up briefly in the late 00s as a signature series for an all girl Japanese supergroup that never quite eventuated... don't quote me on that though! Here's what I do know: this rules. First up, the gloss shell pink finish is gorgeous. It's yellowed somewhat over the last decade, which adds a but of depth and warmth to the aesthetic; it really pops beautifully against the streaky rosewood board and cream plastics. The wacky inlays and skull on the headstock are perfect little kitsch touches... this is terribly terrific. The F-holes and Bigsby tail add a certain flair to the look and a heap of airiness and snap to the tone. There's a sweet, talkative treble paired with a mile-wide midrange with a plump, juicy low end... it's got a lot of tone under the hood and really punches harder than expected. The neck is a tasty slim 60s profile and the body is naturally light and resonant, so this feels really friendly in the hands. It's hard to find these and heck, it just radiates swagger, so don't think too hard about it!

Model: Burny Swanky Spider PLC-70
Made: Taiwan (I think!), 2010 (serial FG10080902)
Finish: pale pink, 1-ply cream guard
Body: maple top, mahogany back and sides, semi-hollow w/ mahogany centre block
Neck: maple with rosewood board, 24.75" scale, 15.75" radius
Weight: 3.850kg
Mods: knobs repalced
Pickups: Fernandes FVH-2002 passive humbucker x2
Case: none

Cosmetic condition notes: mild finish wear. Headstock has some minor scuffs on the end. The neck is clean and smooth in the hands, minor rub wear only. The back has a decent chip on the top edge, aside from that it's just minor scuffs/ The sides have a couple of scuffs near the jack and a few dimples and scuffs in the elbow area, nothing nasty. The front has no major marks, just a few little dimples near the knobs and in the elbow area and some play wear on the guard and horns. Overall: very good condition (8/10)

Playing condition notes: Action is low, neck is straight, intonation is good, both truss rods work. The frets have minor wear, they're in good shape, 8/10 for fret life left. Electronics all tested and working properly. Wearing fresh 45/105 Moonshiners strings.