Around 100m from the shop is a Christian radio station called Ultra. They play some of the most saccharine, beige, infuriating tunes imaginable. This, theoretically, could be used to chop that signal up into little bits. Cop that, Rebecca St James... you've been Ultra Tremolnoped.

Model: Behringer UT100 Ultra Tremolo
Made: China, recent model
Serial: missing
Type: tremolo
Power: standard 9v DC negative pwoer supply (not included)
Equivalent New Street Price (Approx): N/A
Mods: none
Accessories: none

Condition Notes: used, no major marks. Tested and fully functional.
Overall: very good condition (8/10)